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Name: Johannes
Location: Gaza Strip
Birthday: 12/1/1900
Gender: Male
Interests: Fischa, hunda, fens fixa, leut faesela, die fraa schpranga, koche en millich esse, kicheschank robbe
Expertise: Hauss baura, Kieh ditza un hinkel fettra tsiehe
Occupation: Barn Raiser
Industry: Amish Utilities - Windmills, S
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
1/18/2006
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| In Loving Memory
What happened...
On un lighter gross note...
First-year students at Texas A&M’s Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.” For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the hind end of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.” “Life’s tough, it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”
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| As of der late, I have been having gut spaß with der online geneology sites. Vhile I vas looking for my own ancestors, I kame up with der idea of finding my dear Molly's (my horse) ancestors too. Vhat I found, came as such a shock. Such a small vorld that ve live in....
Bis Später!
Der Glenna Hemmaschwanz
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
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| Ach der liebe lepdaug, wie doch die Zeit so schnell vergeht! Alles es ich du ist essa, schlofa, un schaffa. Ich hab kein zeit fer auf des xanga schreiben. Ich bin so leidich von brandneu hauser baura fur Leute, un komm heim tsun das fergrotzt alt shpinna nesht. Aber ich geben gross dank tsun der Gott es ich so fiel habe! Mir brauchen ganz schlim sum Donnerwetter. Es ist so droga, es ich habe zwei baumen tsenna fahta fa mein hund! Ich haben nicht tsiet fer alas schreiben der nacht, aber ich schreib mehr spater die woche. Das ist un funnich pikta fer dich...meir kan so viel spass haben mit der kamera!
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